:: THE OC INTERVIEW ::

Rules

- Have fun
- Pick 4 of your characters
- Tag 2 people to do this


My Characters:

1. Jack
2. Freja
3. Zev
4. Kal


What is your full name?

Jack: Johnathan.

Kal: I think they mean your entire name. I'm Kalare Annelise Neville.

Jack: I am fully aware of that. This is just pointless.

Kal: *sigh*

Freja: Freja Leilani Erastus at your service. *wink*

Zev: I am known as Zev Orville Danser.


Where do you come from?

Jack: Maryland, U.S.A.

Kal: I come from Maryland, too!

Freja: I think it's best that I don't say.

Kal: Aw, come on!

Freja: *instant angry glare* No.

Zev: I come from hell.

Jack: What, you don't like where you're from?

Zev: No, I actually came from hell.

Jack: Right...


Do you like pie?!

Kal: Oh, I sure do!

Freja: You can't go wrong with that.

Zev: I do not really care.

Jack: Must be a girl thing.

Kal: *puts Jack in a headlock* No, I don't think so. *inflicts pain*


Do you have a mate?

Jack: Er...no...

Kal: I'd like to say I do.

Freja: I'm a free soul.

Zev: ...

Freja: Come on, Pup. There's gotta be a girl you're interested in.

Zev: Grr...

Freja: Aww, Puppy's so cute when he's angry.


Are you a virgin?

Kal: Like I'll tell!

Jack: What, you and your boyfriend not there yet?

Kal: What about you?

Jack: Uh...I bet Freja isn't!

Freja: *slap* Don't you DARE make any accusations about a lady!

Zev: Heheheh. Nice.

Kal: Et tu, Wolfie?

Zev: ...


Do you have any hobbies?

Jack: I like to tinker.

Freja: Ah, idle hands, eh?

Jack: Not really.

Freja: *eyes lower, slyly* Right...

Kal: I like to paint.

Zev: Moongazing.


How old are you?

Jack: 20.

Kal: 21.

Freja: I'll never tell and you should never ask.

Zev: 1004? I'm not sure. Maybe even 3000 or so...


Dumb/Average/Intelligent:

Jack: I can take apart a plasma television and microwave and put them back together as a fully functional television that can cook while you watch. Yes, even if the sizes don't match.

Kal: My intelligence is satisfactory.

Freja: I outsmarted Poseidon, what do you think? Wait, you're not supposed to know that...

Zev: I am not sure...I only follow my master's orders.


What is your favorite color?

Zev: Red.

Jack: Silver.

Kal: Purple!

Freja: Purple!

Kal and Freja: *gasp*


Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Jack: No.

Kal: Yes, yes I do. *smug smile*

Freja: Oh, I have so many...

Zev: ...No.


Say something random!!!

Jack: Fizzle-whits.

Kal: Saltines.

Freja: Arc lights.

Zev: ...Smarmy...

Kal: I didn't think he'd say something!

Freja: That's amazing!

Zev: *looks away, embarassed*


What do you want to do right now at this second?

Jack: Get back to my computer.

Kal: Hug someone! *looks at Zev*

Zev: Kill someone. *raises a clawed hand*

Freja: *holds Zev's hand gently and looks at him, flirting* You sure?

Zev: *steps back quickly*

Freja: *starts laughing really hard* You're too easy!!

Zev: *growls under his breath and looks away, embarassed*


Do you want a hug?

Jack: Not at the moment.

Kal: *hugs Jack*

Jack: Why are you doing that?

Kal: Either this or I kick you.

Jack: The hug it is.

Kal: Now hug back or I get violent.

Jack: Ugh. *hugs back*

Freja: Haha. I like her.

Zev: ...


Where do babies come from?

Freja: Not from here, bub.

Jack: I care not to say.

Zev: *points at Kal's groin area*

Kal: *grabs Zev's hand and twists it painfully*

Zev: Yipe! *reels back*


Are you enjoying the interview?

Zev: Not particularly.

Freja: Eh, it's a time consumer.

Kal: I am.

Jack: Not caring.


The interview is over, any last words?

Jack: Finally...

Kal: Woohoo!

Freja: I enjoyed the tension.

Zev: Piss off.


Tag someone.



I know they have their own characters. Hahahah!